A 'Ben Mitchell' - Something that has all the ingredients to be as hard as a rock but then ends up being a real softy for no apparent reason.
i.e. When you are with a stunner but can't get it hard due to performance anxiety.
"Sorry love I'm having a Ben Mitchell"
I take it no one watches Eastenders !!!!
Shame cos that was quite funny 
I do! It was.
I just can't think of my own one...
Give it time, you'll come up with a corker Zooo.
A Mugabe Moustache...An inexplicably tidy tuft of hair on a right old c**t.
As in Anne Widdecombe having a Brazilian.
Moving thread.
Poo Jenga trying to stack crap and just making a stinking mess.
Gordon Brown's reshuffle was a poo jenga.
Poo Jenga. The sound alone is rather amusing.
Oh that is a vile image!!
I will have to scan my image storage banks for a replacement...
Ooh. That's better. 
I can only imagine.
I'm sure you can!
Could it be that-what-you-mentioned-earlier?
Affirmative!
'A barber's floor'. A colloquial term for men who would have sex with any woman regardless of looks, size, etc. Similar to 'a black eye'.
Jimmy would *buck a barber's floor/Jimmy would buck a black eye.
*another word for f**k.
Came into use apparently because of large piles of hair on the floors of barbers which someone thought resembled a vagina.
Had they been spending a lot of time in a hippy commune?
Brown sauce, an unappetising condiment quite liked by AListair Darling.