I recently sent a short script to the BBC writers room, basically an idea for a sitcom involving a Prostitute, a Neo Nazi and a retired Saw Doctor.
"Many thanks for your short synopsis. We did not enjoy it at all. Your script lacked imagination, your basic premise was shite and the paper you sent it on was covered in what we can only hope were egg stains. We shall not be showing your work to the production team as we believe there is little point. Your writing shows no promise whatsoever. You joked, I hope, about giving up your day job...DON'T"
Yours Sincerely
Joseph Collins B.A.Hons
P.S. If they were not egg stains may we suggest you see a doctor as soon as possible. Or look up UTI in a medical dictionary !!!.
I think I can take some positives out of this don't you. They were at least concerned about my health.
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