The Bank of England have responded to the economic crisis by increasing gold reserves using chocolate bars in gold wrappers. It's a Credit Crunchie.
You know the banks are having a hard time when they put a collection plate by the door.
Our Council Tax is going up because our local authority invested in an overseas bank. That's why our money has gone to Iceland.
That's strange about the Council Tax joke. I wrote ALMOST identical gag and sent it to NewsRevue yesterday.
Iceland has gone bust, but luckily there's an Asda just a bit further down the high street.
Here's another Iceland gag:
"Iceland don't just freeze pizzas and sausages.
Now they even freeze investor's bank accounts."
Quote: Bad dog @ October 10 2008, 1:26 PM BSTIceland has gone bust, but luckily there's an Asda just a bit further down the high street.
Maybe better as:
Iceland has gone bust, but luckily there's an Asda just a bit further down the high seas.