British Comedy Guide

Simple Pleasures Page 5

Breaking wind silently in class and everybody blaming it on the smelly kid at the front.

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ November 19 2010, 7:51 AM GMT

Be careful what you wish for, Andrea.

Those guide dogs can have very cold noses.

Laughing out loud

I saw 3 girls dressed as Tetris blocks today. I made me smile. That is all.

Brilliant!

A buttered cheese scone warmed inthe microwave. Makes me quite happy.

The laughter when my friend and I attributed a scene in a Victorian novel to representing oral sex. Laughing out loud

How ruuuuuuuuuuuude.

That is all Victorians thought about though.

The woman fell to her knees, and the man yelled "No, not here!" It wasn't exactly a genius assumption.

Filth.

Grinding pepper from a pepper grinder.

Is there another way to put pepper on something? I don't want to think about the alternatives.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 29 2010, 12:57 PM GMT

Is there another way to put pepper on something?

Pepper shaker?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 29 2010, 12:57 PM GMT

I don't want to think about the alternatives.

I was being all like rhetorical and shit.

Pestle and mortar?

Oh.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 29 2010, 1:04 PM GMT

I was being all shit.

Say no more!

Aw :(

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