CONTINUITY ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Radio Four. Today's Sunday Worship comes live from St. David's Anglican Church in Telford.
VICAR: (giving sermon) "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger..
SFX MOBILE PHONE RINGING.
VICAR: (speaking on phone) Hello. Who? Mr. Jackson… yes I know who you are.. I'm quite the movie buff… Ezekeil Chapter twenty-five, verse seventeen, yes… Royalties? Its from the bible, you can't copyright the bible for God's sake, oops!.. It appears that Mr. Tarantino has misled you…I'm not preaching it in a gangsta stylee, if that makes you feel any better, I am a man of the cloth after all.. Ok.. Church of England… Baptist are you? They do have the most exuberant orators… Snakes On A Plane?.. I wasn't overly fussed on it, sorry…No, I don't like Jonathan Ross either Mr. Jackson…Ok..Thanks for ringing… bye.
VICAR: Sorry about that, now where we.
PARISHIONER VOICE: Sitting in the diner with Tim Roth.
VICAR: Correctamundo!