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Atomic clock

I've just bought an Atomic Clock! I am just about to start it going.. It's radio controlled from some shithole where they send out the precise time. I am going to live my life by this fecking clock and stop wasting time when I should be writing and creating stuff. So hopefully, you won't see me posting as much.. which may well be a good thing for more than just me!

tick-tick-tick-tick-

See you around!

;)

I have one. However they don't actually stop you procrastinating. Believe me.

Is it like that Doomsday clock?

It's now 3,47 and 6 minutes to armagedon/

What is an atomic clock?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_clock

The clocks they're actually talking about are set by a radio signal, generated by an atomic clock. They don't actually have atomic clocks on their bedside table.

Did the Incredible Hulk have an atomic cock?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 8 2008, 10:37 AM BST

I have one. However they don't actually stop you procrastinating. Believe me.

Gee, thanks for the encouragement! ;)

This is what we used back in my Army days.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/HP_5061A_Cesium_beam_frequency_standard.jpg

One of those front panel test connectors had a nasty habit of changing the clock's output by a few brazilianths of a second if you actually connected a cable to it. Not good when your timing needs to be accurate to less than a microsecond.

Well I'm still posting too much and doing too little real creative work. Better luck tomorrow, I guess. :(

It's starting to work!

First post today! :)

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