Quote: Perry Nium @ October 8 2008, 2:09 PM BSTOne of my great pleasures is verbally sparring with Bussell. It's like a war of wits...even though I don't usually fight with an unarmed man...
I swear to the Maker, Perry, I will come to where you live and strike you with my car.
Quote: Perry Nium @ October 8 2008, 2:10 PM BSTWell I've not succeeded yet...
It's on the cards though.
Perry you offered me more professional advice than I got from paying for ruddy courses.
Uusally advice being,
Write for Weekending.
It doesn't exist anymore.
That's a shame.
Seriously your's truly is the greatest story never told.
Quote: David Bussell @ October 8 2008, 2:10 PM BSTI swear to the Maker, Perry, I will come to where you live and strike you with my car.
You'll have to be driving pretty fast for your car to damage me, Bussell.
Bussell's disabled and living in the 1950s?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ October 8 2008, 2:07 PM BST*either
Like your men.
Ha!
At both.
Quote: Marc P @ October 8 2008, 2:12 PM BSTIt's on the cards though.
Cheers Marc. I'm daring to hope...
Quote: sootyj @ October 8 2008, 2:13 PM BSTBussell's disabled and living in the 1950s?
Yes.
Quote: Perry Nium @ October 8 2008, 2:14 PM BSTCheers Marc. I'm daring to hope...
Well you write them don't you?
Quote: Marc P @ October 8 2008, 2:14 PM BSTWell you write them don't you?
Don't f**king remind me 
But I did mean it the other way round of course!
Quote: Marc P @ October 8 2008, 2:16 PM BSTBut I did mean it the other way round of course!
Perry how about a new range of cards for people who've just been convicted of serial murder? There's so many of them don't they deserve cards to?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You ate your victims
They still got you.
I heard you got sent away
300 years and a day
Maybe when you slay
You'll mop the visceral spray?
Quote: sootyj @ October 8 2008, 2:12 PM BSTPerry you offered me more professional advice than I got from paying for ruddy courses.
Uusally advice being,
Write for Weekending.
It doesn't exist anymore.
That's a shame.
Seriously your's truly is the greatest story never told.
Nah, it's basically a list of failures innit? With a few rays of hope tagged on the end. And just because it's taken me so long to start getting anywhere certainly doesn't mean everyone else is the same.
One good thing though, is that along the way I've learned a shitload about comedy writing, just listening and talking to people in the business. That's the key I think. Listen and learn.
Quote: sootyj @ October 8 2008, 2:20 PM BSTPerry how about a new range of cards for people who've just been convicted of serial murder? There's so many of them don't they deserve cards to?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You ate your victims
They still got you.I heard you got sent away
300 years and a day
Maybe when you slay
You'll mop the visceral spray?
It's beautiful. I can just see those poems, written in shit on the walls of a mental hospital secure unit.
I think I may end up opening a comedy club on Tristan da Cuhna.
Seals eh, don't you just hate them.
And talent is nothing with out persistence.
Just ask Barry George.
Quote: Perry Nium @ October 8 2008, 2:23 PM BSTIt's beautiful. I can just see those poems, written in shit on the walls of a mental hospital secure unit.
Aah you're the guy who wrote
"These are beautiful and so are you,"
In spunk underneath, finally I meet my mystery admirer.
I know Michael Jacob sometimes lurks in the shadows of these threads, has he commented in this one yet?
