To the tune of ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL by PINK FLOYD:
(TEACHERS)
We don't need no regulations
Cos we ain't no sick paedos
If they're over sixteen we can have relations
Still we're told to leave them kids alone
(PARENTS & TEENAGERS)
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
Stop eyeing them up in the Assembly Hall
If you want sex with teens go to another school
(TEACHERS)
We're told to teach sex education
Yet we can't use practicals
If we can't do this we'll have a nation
Of kids who don't know bugger all
(PARENTS & TEENS)
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
They already know what goes in which hole
They don't need you to show them right after school
"Wrong, Do it again!"
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"