I was watching the Top 40 Chart on one of the music channels.
Guess what? Yes, that's right. That Winners Song is in the charts. 
I didn't watch "Britains Got" but I was expecting that song to be... er... funny.
But it's not. It's deadly serious. The video shows Peter Kay as a woman, singing a normal, bog standard boring ballad, with the video featuring clips from the show that appear to be really poor caricatures of X Factor type twats.
There are probably people out there who have never heard of Britains Got who are thinking that this is a genuine talent show's winning song with "a fat bird that looks uncannily like Peter Kay."
What he expects to achieve from it is a mystery to me.
For starters, he's released it too early to make the Christmas No.1.
And even if it was a great parody song (which it isn't) it won't be a Christmas chart topper, because that slot will be filled by this year's real God-awful X Factor's wining song.
