British Comedy Guide

Mandy song

GORDON, ALISTAIR DARLING AND JAQUI SMITH SING TO THE TUNE OF I WANT MANDY

GORDON
I know a girl who's tough but sweet
She's so fine, Cameron shE'll defeat
Got everything that I desire
Sets the coming polls on fire

I want Mandy, I want Mandy

Got to see her when her Blair hung around
Ain't no finer girl in town
Mandy what the spin doctor ordered
She's so sweet, she makes my mouth water

JAQUI SMITH, ALISTAIR DARLING
I taunt Mandy, I hate Mandy

Noo one wants Mandy, Nooo
Hey
Money makes him randy, I fear Mandy

Gets Blair Bangs Brown
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
GORDON

Mandy ‘s is the bitch, there's nothing better
But I like Mandy when shit's wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I'll make you mine,
Then I'll have Mandy all the time

I bought Mandy, I sought Mandy
Makes me randy, Tony's dandy

I like it, Clever stuff!
:D

Beat me to a Mandy song. Nice one too.
Very much like the ending:
"I bought Mandy, I sought Mandy
Makes me randy, Tony's dandy"

Though not quite sure about the s**t sweater one

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