POPE BENEDICT IS SLEEPING A CARDINAL IS SPEAKING TO HIM.
CARDINAL
Pope Benny, pope Benny time to wake up. Rowan Williams is here and he says you can stroke his beard.
POPE WAKES UP.
POPE
Where's Rowan to be naughty? Oh very funny Cardinal Naughtiness.
CARDINAL
The new French ambassador to the Vatican is here and there's a problem.
POPE
He's not Jewish is he?
CARDINAL
He's gay.
POPE
What problem? A nice gay French man phwoor!
MAKES A PHWOOR GESTURE THAT TURNS INTO A NAZI SALUTE.
CARDINAL
And married.
POPE
So, sneaking around his breeder is half the fun?
CARDINAL
He's married to another man.
POPE
Eurrggghh, he'll be no fun. Kick him out.
CARDINAL
Sure thing Pope, now it's time for the Sunday morning Mass---ive.
THEY DANCE TO RAVE MUSIC.