A HEAD ADRESSING A TEACHER.
TEACHER
Headmaster I'm going to have to resign the kids don't respect me anymore. We can't slipper them, give them lines, or even detention the EU has taken all our weapons away.
HEADMASTER
F**k them.
TEACHER
I beg your pardon headmaster.
HEADMASTER
F**k them, the government has just declared it legal for teachers to have sex with pupils.
TEACHER
But that's rape, that's terrible.
HEADMASTER
No it's not. I had Jenkins in earlier for writing bum on the chemistry lab wall. I offered him a glass of red wine, complimented his hair. Then we had consensual sex and he cried.
TEACHER
You monster.
HEADMASTER.
I didn't even call the blighter the next day. F**k them Mr Smith, f**k them or you can f**k off.
TEACHER
Ok headmaster, but one request.
HEADMASTER
Whats that Smith?
TEACHER
Can I teach the girls netball team, I hear they're very, very naughty.
