GORDON IS TALKING TO MANDELSON
GORDON
So Mandy glad to be back in office?
MANDELSON
Only my Tony got to call me that, and I can't beleive what I agreed to do for the job.
MILLIBAND WALKS IN RUBBING HIS ARSE.
MILLIBAND
Did you put rhohypnol in my drink and get Mandelson to bum me?
GORDON
Yes.
MILLIBAND
But why Gordon no one cares if an MP is gay anymore? Those 2 scotch dykes jsut tied the knot.
GORDON
Check again Silly-gland.
MILLIBAND CHECKS HIS BUM AND PULLS OUT A BENDY BANANA.
MILLIBAND
A bent none EU approved banana oh shit.
GORDON
Ha get out of government you anti european rebel.