Gee, are you doing on purpose to annoy me?
God...
Most Punchable Comedy Stars? Page 3
Would I? No ........
Rob Rouse. Don't know why. Can I kick the shit out of Jamie Oliver while i'm twatting Rouse?
Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ March 25, 2007, 7:00 PMCan I kick the shit out of Jamie Oliver?
Yes you can. I have a Cricket bat you can borrow if that would help, feel free to add you own nails.
Tenderise him real good then add generous amounts of salt.
Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ March 25, 2007, 7:00 PMRob Rouse. Don't know why. Can I kick the shit out of Jamie Oliver while i'm twatting Rouse?
Both have particularly punchable faces.
Actually isn't this a bit of a negative thread? What about most loveable sitcom character?
Baldrick maybe?
Quote: David Chapman @ March 25, 2007, 8:33 PMActually isn't this a bit of a negative thread? What about most loveable sitcom character?
Dr. Caroline Todd. Love her to bits.
I am sorry to all his fans but without a doubt this is what i want to do...........
Rip his collars off, sit on his bald head whilst weeing and gouging out his eyes. Then using my skills from my 3 whole kick boxing lessons,do a run and drop kick right into his lickety lick lick lips.
Then finaly just to finish him off, i am getting some garden shears and cutting his legs and bruised lips off. Wahoooooooooooooooooooooooo
Harry Hill
But don't you like "lickety lick lick lips"?
Quote: Aaron @ March 26, 2007, 10:50 AMBut don't you like "lickety lick lick lips"?
Normaly Aaron yes i do. I have this little trick i use. For instance, if i am on a train and there is a guy who keeps lickety licking his lips, i give my seat up to some old grinner. Then i slowly make my way over so that i am standing right opposite him, point my cup of lurrrrrrrve in his direction, and pretend the train is unsteady. Usualy i require 3-4 thrusts and i am sorted.
However, regarding Harry Hill, I would not touch him with my nans cracked and chipped mug of lurrrrrrrrrrve. No wankyou. Harry Hill is a monster, a FON (Freak of nature). All he does when he is lickety lick licking with his tongue is make me re-see what i ate the day before. Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
Quote: charley rance @ March 26, 2007, 2:44 PMFor instance, if i am on a train and there is a guy who keeps lickety licking his lips, i give my seat up to some old grinner. Then i slowly make my way over so that i am standing right opposite him, point my cup of lurrrrrrrve in his direction, and pretend the train is unsteady. Usualy i require 3-4 thrusts and i am sorted.
And this could be a very good example of why Charley scares the crap out of me.
Quote: charley rance @ March 26, 2007, 1:02 AMI am sorry to all his fans but without a doubt this is what i want to do...........
Rip his collars off, sit on his bald head whilst weeing and gouging out his eyes. Then using my skills from my 3 whole kick boxing lessons,do a run and drop kick right into his lickety lick lick lips.
Then finaly just to finish him off, i am getting some garden shears and cutting his legs and bruised lips off. WahooooooooooooooooooooooooHarry Hill
I thought you didn't like him.
Actualy, if i was gonna be his vicim, I cant think of a better perv than Harry.
Ps. I think he should change his surname from Hill to Monk.
Harry Monk.
Very fitting me thinx. 