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If I gave you £10...

If I was to give you a nice crisp £10 note (or the equivalent in your local currency) no strings attached what would you do with it?

Alternatively, if I was to give you £10 but instead stipulated that you had to return the £10 back to me within 48 hours, what would you do with it then?

You can use the money for absolutely any purpose and if you make a profit, you get to keep the difference.

How big a return could you make in two days?

I would do this con that I saw on 'The Real Hustle', where you cut a £10 note in half and make an origami swan out of the half note and sell it for a tenner. If I do this with both the half notes, I will end up with £20.

I would put it into my bank account.

8 bottles of Old Rosie at 4 for £5 in Morrisons.

I wouldn't make much return but 4 bottles a night would keep me happily occupied for the two days.

if I was to give you £10 but instead stipulated that you had to return the £10 back to me within 48 hours, what would you do with it then?

I'd keep it and you could whistle for it.

Quote: Aaron @ October 2 2008, 5:08 PM BST

I would put it into my bank account.

A sensible but dull answer - what about the 'investment' opportunity?

I'd make sure I take it from you 24 hours before they calculate my monthly interest. ;)

Quote: Aaron @ October 2 2008, 5:08 PM BST

I would put it into my bank account.

Me too.

I'd use it to finance a coup.

Slap up tea for me.

Turd with a ribbon round it for you.

Quote: Aaron @ October 2 2008, 5:08 PM BST

I would put it into my bank account.

I was going to say that, but now that Aaron has...

I would let you bum me. Kissing is 5 pound extra.

Quote: Aaron @ October 2 2008, 5:08 PM BST

I would put it into my bank account.

You Queer.

Rather be a queer, than waste it on beer.

Quote: Aaron @ October 2 2008, 7:19 PM BST

Rather be a queer, than waste it on beer.

;) ah you got me there big fella.

I'd give Aaron my £10 so he can put it in his bank, and be sensible for both of us.

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