You've Writ in butter

Need to clean your hands

Heat proof coating for fish,

I guess I've written batter.

This is tedious unfunny pun-based drivel.

Oh look I've written bitter.

Can we please switch to writing this in German please

Now I'm writing in bitte

FIFA President Sepp

I've written Blatter.

Hmm didn't fancy Georgian literary fictional whore, have vaginal discharge?

I guess I've written Fanny batter.

Is the Worlds worst thread stirring in it's grave?

Red Irish gundogs

I've written setter.

I dunno are we applying this concept to a wide area of subjects?

I guess I wrote meta.

OK here's all the f**king rhymes for better. Knock yourselves out. But remember when you've used this life up, you don't get another one.

Words and phrases that rhyme with better: (57 results)

2 syllables:
ator, bettor, debtor, detter, etter, fetter, fretter, geter, getter, jetter, ketter, letter, metter, mettur, netter, petre, petter, retter, schetter, setter, shetter, stetter, sweater, tretter, tschetter, vetere, vetter, wetter, yetter

3 syllables:
air letter, black letter, block letter, chain letter, crank letter, dead letter, form letter, love letter, night letter, pipetter, red setter, short letter, small letter, wage setter

4 syllables:
airmail letter, business letter, english setter, gordon setter, irish setter, market letter, open letter, scarlet letter, to the letter

5 syllables:
investment letter, personal letter, varsity letter

6 syllables:
encyclical letter, polyphonic letter

Thaks Griff, I'll follow your advice to the letter.

Ooh you're a bit miffed intcha'

I've written "get her"

Having won yet another victory over the English Language, Sootyj rides off into the sunset.

Not even bothering with puns on Ben Hurr.

Quote: Griff @ October 2 2008, 11:39 AM BST

OK here's all the f**king rhymes for better. Knock yourselves out. But remember when you've used this life up, you don't get another one.

Words and phrases that rhyme with better: (57 results)

2 syllables:
ator, bettor, debtor, detter, etter, fetter, fretter, geter, getter, jetter, ketter, letter, metter, mettur, netter, petre, petter, retter, schetter, setter, shetter, stetter, sweater, tretter, tschetter, vetere, vetter, wetter, yetter

3 syllables:
air letter, black letter, block letter, chain letter, crank letter, dead letter, form letter, love letter, night letter, pipetter, red setter, short letter, small letter, wage setter

4 syllables:
airmail letter, business letter, english setter, gordon setter, irish setter, market letter, open letter, scarlet letter, to the letter

5 syllables:
investment letter, personal letter, varsity letter

6 syllables:
encyclical letter, polyphonic letter

View original

Tcshetter?

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 2 2008, 11:27 AM BST

Need to clean your hands

View original

No, Nigel!

*raps on nose with rolled-up newspaper*

___________________________________________
Nigel Kelly
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland
Member Since: November 2007
Member Type: Member

"I prefer the laugh out loud, daft, humour
rather than the cringeworthy stuff."
___________________________________________

So what happened?