British Comedy Guide

Mini Dave.

CAMERON IS TALKING TO GEORGE OSBOURNE.

GEORGE.

David, it's conference time for us to actually come up with some policies.

DAVID

Ooh we're not good at that.

GEORGE

That's why we ripped off some DVDs we watched at head office last night with a few lagers.

DAVID

Hmm..

GEORGE

We watched Braveheart.

DAVID

Freedom!

GEORGE

Jerry Maguire.

DAVID

Show one the money!

GEORGE

Austin Powers the Spy who shagged me.

DAVID

Fancy a shag?

GEORGE

No Dave we borrowed the idea of making a cute, endearing clone of you.

DAVID

William Hague?

GEORGE

Nick Clegg, it went wrong he thinks he can beat you.

NICK RUNS ON AND BITES DAVID'S ANKLE. DAVID CUFFS HIM

DAVID

Mini me you can't defeat me.

Like the idea a lot, only thing is are those things policies or catchphrases/taglines?

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