CAMERON IS TALKING TO GEORGE OSBOURNE.
GEORGE.
David, it's conference time for us to actually come up with some policies.
DAVID
Ooh we're not good at that.
GEORGE
That's why we ripped off some DVDs we watched at head office last night with a few lagers.
DAVID
Hmm..
GEORGE
We watched Braveheart.
DAVID
Freedom!
GEORGE
Jerry Maguire.
DAVID
Show one the money!
GEORGE
Austin Powers the Spy who shagged me.
DAVID
Fancy a shag?
GEORGE
No Dave we borrowed the idea of making a cute, endearing clone of you.
DAVID
William Hague?
GEORGE
Nick Clegg, it went wrong he thinks he can beat you.
NICK RUNS ON AND BITES DAVID'S ANKLE. DAVID CUFFS HIM
DAVID
Mini me you can't defeat me.