JORDAN AND KERRY KATONA ARE ON THE STAGE.
JORDAN
So you seeing your agent as well Kerry?
KERRY
Yeh, bet it'll be something dead posh like Farm Foods, Aldi or maybe even the big one, ASDA chav value.
JORDAN
Yeh Kerry, people look at you and they know you really eat turkey twizzlers. Possibly still in the packet washed down with Mazola.
KERRY
You cheaky mare, what's your next show? Celebrity herpes island?
AGENT WALKS ON.
AGENT
Ladies, ladies settle I found a job that uses all your natural talents and intellect.
KERRY
GMTV?
JORDAN
Newsnight?
AGENT
Nope, farmer Piles is starting a breast milk farm.
FARMER PILES WALKS ON.
FARMER
Get them udders out me lovelies, it's milking time.
JORDAN
Could be worse.
KERRY
At least it's not Piers Morgan.