If you mean to say he's a more practised, competent parrot then the rest of them?
Here here.
He's not the second coming, or the Black JFK. He just seems less of an imbecile, which is probably down to paying more attention to his coach.
Every one knows the Swedish really rule the world.
Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2008, 4:32 PM BSTAsif Al Zawari, democratically elected, anti Al Quaeda.
oposed by Palin
I've seen nothing from the Obama camp saying, "Hey, this new guy is awesome. We'll let him handle the tribal areas instead of doing it ourselves."
I haven't seen anything from Pakistan indicating that they've changed their minds about AQ, either.
One way or another, that safe haven won't remain "safe" much longer.
Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2008, 4:35 PM BSTHe's not the second coming, or the Black JFK.
JFK was a sleazy, sneaky bastard. So I certainly hope Obama isn't the black model.
I actually have a lot of time for Obama. If that jowly plasticine wanker McCain gets in, the US can kiss goodbye to the next four years, that's for sure.
Of course he is.
Here's a treat for Sooty. Aint-It-Cool news reports a new film being made called Nailin' Palin:
Hillary, Condoleezza And Hockey-Mom Sarah In Scorchin' Lesbian Three-Way?? Details Emerge On NAILIN’ PAYLIN!!
Details have finally come to light with regard to Hustler Video's wildly anticipated new political satire, "Nailin' Paylin," thanks to a new website called TMZ:
1) The feature depicts the Russians "knocking" on one of the vice-presidential candidates' "back door";
2) The candidate will engage in a three-way with the secretary of state and the junior U.S. senator from New York; and
3) In a flashback, the would-be veep is schooled in the "big bang" theory by her creationist college professor.
No word yet on any involvement the U.S. House majority leader might take in the tale.
Oh dear!
More news on the Sarah Palin porn flick for Sooty's benefit.
Here's a script extract. No, I didn't write this myself.
(Open on the PALIN residence, Wasilla, Alaska. Evening. Governor SARAH PALIN is sitting on the couch, reading "all of the magazines." She is wearing a satin negligee and bunny slippers. Her luxurious brown hair is in a bun. Her glasses rest just so on the bridge of her nose. TODD is out of town on business. TRIGG is peacefully asleep upstairs. There is a firm knock at the door. PALIN puts down her reading material and goes to answer it.)
PALIN: Who is it?
GRUFF MALE VOICE: It's JOE, the tanning-bed repairman.
(PALIN unlocks the door and opens it)
PALIN: Hiya! You were supposed to be here two hours ago, doncha know?
JOE: I'm sorry. My snowmobile broke down outside of Matunska. I had to walk the rest of the way.
PALIN: Well, you're in luck. I just baked a batch of chocolate-chip cookies. Why don't you come inside and I'll fix you a plate of 'em?
(JOE obliges. He takes a seat on the couch. PALIN enters the kitchen and returns shortly after with the cookies. She gives them to JOE, but not before looking him up and down.)
PALIN: My oh my. That's quite a toolbelt you have on. It looks heavy.
JOE: I have a big hammer.
PALIN: Oh, I betcha do. I love a big hammer. But I love screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I love and respect all of America's diverse tools, big and small. They're what helps make us so great as a nation. Here, let me take that off for ya.
(PALIN takes a seat on the coach beside JOE and starts to undo his belt. He stops her.)
JOE: Let's go take a look at the tanning bed first.
PALIN: Oooh, okay.
(PALIN leads JOE to the tanning salon in the basement. JOE carefully inspects the machine.)
JOE: Looks like there are just a bunch of screws loose.
PALIN: (seductively) You're in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling.
(PALIN pounces on JOE and throws him onto the top of the tanning bed. She quickly rips off his jeans.)
PALIN: God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I have to eat ya!
JOE: I'm bigger than a moose. Do you have any contraceptives?
PALIN: It's okay. I already took a morning-after pill.
JOE: Um, are you sure it works that way?
PALIN: Are you asking me if I know what a morning-after pill is? Because I totally do! I'll get back to ya with specifics.
(The two proceed to make furious love in a multitude of positions. PALIN amply demonstrates that she has enough experience.)
PALIN: F**k me harder! HARDER! Pound me until my head is so empty that I can't even remember the name of the one Supreme Court case I actually know! I want it to burn. Burn like a banned book. Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!
(After 10 minutes, the two finish.)
PALIN: Wow-eee. I haven't had a ride that good since Todd took me for a spin on the back of his Yamaha at the Tesoro Iron Dog.
JOE: That was amazing. What now?
PALIN: I feel so alive! Let's grab my gay friend and go shoot wolves from the safety of a helicopter.
(End scene)
Please let that be a genuine script extract.
Please let Tina Fey play the role of Sarah Palin in that. 
Yeah, I'd definitely watch that with Tina Fey in it.
and this is the actress who'll be playing her, reckon she'll be able to wink properly?
I've always wanted to write porn scripts, but that one is a doozy.
Annoyingly it's better than anything ironic I could write.
Quote: Griff @ October 6 2008, 4:13 PM BSTYeah, I'd definitely watch that with Tina Fey in it.
Anyone see the new one this week? I think it was the funniest. Man she's good.
I think it would have to be Sarah Palin. I used to have a thing about Benazir Bhutto so I'm looking forward rather than backwards. (Ooh er!)
King Albert II of Belgium for me