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Which world leader would you go on a date with?

Power is an aphrodisiac they say and if that's true, who's your political viagra?

Which stern master of the universe has the keys to your castle "Wahey skull"?

Which silver haired, silver tongued ruler gets your full measure?

Is it brooding Tsarist lunatic Putin, or boyish George Bush? How about future PM, "call me Dave" Cameron offering you a ride on his bike?

Me it's got to be;

Sara Palin, sexy specs, milfalicious and completely bonkers. If she's that mad on telly how mad is she going to be in the sack?

Zippy the new Israeli PM. She's exMossad, clever and has that big hair and hot body. A mixture of Aeon Flux and Pamela Anderson. Grr!

Ang Sung president of Indonesia. Demure, oriental, pretty and she's been under house arrest for years, bet she's gagging for it.

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She can occupy my territory any time.

Or maybe the girlish charms of Milliband? (I was never confused!)

Sarah Palin, David Miliband, David Cameron etc are not world leaders, unless that means we are allowed to vote for any politicians? Please clarify.

Sigh potential world leaders then.

Actually Milliband is foreign secretary and Palin is involved in US policy negotiations.

As well as being an exgovenor of a large wealthy US state.

In the same was Arnie can be considered a world leader.

Now that's clear, who's your hot to trot despot?

Castle "Wahey-skull". Heh.

Is this another thread, where I'm the only one with the balls to answer my own assinine question?

Oh, God, sooty's in another strop.

All right, the French justice minister, Rachida Dati, might not get the knockback at Bandage Towers.

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Coor, is she a stricrt justice minister?

Better David "call me Dave" Cameron than Anthony "call me Tony" Blair...

Anyway, I'll go for Boris. Cor.

Who's going to be the first to suggest Caroline Flint?

You.

Definitely Sarah Palin. Who knows, in a couple of years, if they win, old McCain might die and she might be president.

Anders Fogh Rasmussen (Danish Prime Minister):

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*rawr*

Quote: sootyj @ September 30 2008, 9:14 AM BST
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Coor, is she a stricrt justice minister?

Looks a bit like Amy Winehouse with sensible hair and no tattoos.

http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3F4E66A2-CFDE-4013-8AC3-6F8BA2D2B214/

Her official campaign involves billboards featuring her in all her naked glory with a very seductive look and the text "I promise you 400.000 jobs" above her plus she is naked on the cover of Belgium's biggest men's magazine. Politics in Belgium sure are... different.

Caroline Flint, something not quite right when she opens her mouth. In more ways than one.

Will somebody please bloody well teach me how to put pictures in my posts so you can all drool over Segolene Royal? Stunning.

Looks like Argentina went for looks when they chose their president: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristina_Kirchner

She can invade my Falklands any time she likes

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