Power is an aphrodisiac they say and if that's true, who's your political viagra?
Which stern master of the universe has the keys to your castle "Wahey skull"?
Which silver haired, silver tongued ruler gets your full measure?
Is it brooding Tsarist lunatic Putin, or boyish George Bush? How about future PM, "call me Dave" Cameron offering you a ride on his bike?
Me it's got to be;
Sara Palin, sexy specs, milfalicious and completely bonkers. If she's that mad on telly how mad is she going to be in the sack?
Zippy the new Israeli PM. She's exMossad, clever and has that big hair and hot body. A mixture of Aeon Flux and Pamela Anderson. Grr!
Ang Sung president of Indonesia. Demure, oriental, pretty and she's been under house arrest for years, bet she's gagging for it.
She can occupy my territory any time.
Or maybe the girlish charms of Milliband? (I was never confused!)