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I need to confess to something.

I'm not as tough and dark as I have led you to believe. I am in fact a total pussy cat. I just put across that image because I am a shy little bunny. I want you to know the real me. I love romantic films like Love actually, I enjoy long walks in the rain, reading poetry, collecting little cat trinkets, and talking about my feelings.

I also love to knit and I have adopted two cute ickle puppies who I have called Mittens and Fluffpot.

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They are just so cute!

I just couldn't keep lying to you all about it. I know I may seem like a touch guy but deep down I am really just a fluffy teddy bear.

Love and kisses, Gav X.

PS My account has in no way been logged into with my permission by a naughty red haired pixie who I trust waaaaaaaaaaaay too much.

I f**king knew it!

I'm sorry Elliot. I just hate lying to you. It's against my christian beliefs.

It breaks my heart.

MUH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Quote: Gavin @ September 29 2008, 8:46 PM BST

I'm sorry Elliot. I just hate lying to you. It's against my christian beliefs.

It's okay Gavin. Join us in the land of happy people. We have puppies and chocolate!

I'll bring the bakewell tarts.

Hi Rube,

Welcome back!

:D This is fantastic.

Is this Ruby? Come back Ruby, we miss you!

Quote: PhQnix @ September 29 2008, 8:53 PM BST

:D This is fantastic.

Is this Ruby? Come back Ruby, we miss you!

Unimpressed Unimpressed Fantastic. I'll bring the balloons.

Teary I don't like it...

Unless it IS Ruby then I'll echo PhQnixs comment.

Good to see your on the mend then Ruby.

I wrote a poem.

Love
like a dove
from above
is full of love.
Why won't you love me?
HOLD ME!

It's from the heart just for you Elliot.

I knew you were a Softie really! Laughing out loud

This is the real me. Just accept it okay! I AM WHO I AM!

Quote: Gavin @ September 29 2008, 8:58 PM BST

I wrote a poem.

Love
like a dove
from above
is full of love.
Why won't you love me?
HOLD ME!

It's from the heart just for you Elliot.

Hmmm. I might need to speak to Robyn...

My heart now belongs to Gavin!

Quote: Gavin @ September 29 2008, 9:01 PM BST

This is the real me. Just accept it okay! I AM WHO I AM!

Okay :|

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