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Stephen Fry on America

Stephen Fry has just done a book and TV series about America. There's an extract from it in today's Telegraph. Looks interesting:

... I have often felt a hot flare of shame inside me when I listen to my fellow Britons casually jeering at the perceived depth of American ignorance, American crassness, American isolationism, American materialism, American lack of irony and American vulgarity. Aside from the sheer rudeness of such open and unapologetic mockery, it seems to me to reveal very little about America and a great deal about the rather feeble need of some Britons to feel superior. All right, they seem to be saying, we no longer have an empire, power, prestige or respect in the world, but we do have "taste" and "subtlety" and "broad general knowledge", unlike those poor Yanks.

What silly, self-deluding rubbish! What dreadfully small-minded stupidity! Such Britons hug themselves with the thought that they are more cosmopolitan and sophisticated than Americans because they think they know more about geography and world culture, as if firstly being cosmopolitan and sophisticated can be scored in a quiz and as if secondly (and much more importantly) being cosmopolitan and sophisticated is in any way desirable or admirable to begin with!

Sophistication is not a moral quality, nor is it a criterion by which one would choose one's friends. Why do we like people? Because they are knowledgeable, cosmopolitan and sophisticated? No, because they are charming, kind, considerate, exciting to be with, amusing… there is a long list, but knowing what the capital of Kazakhstan is will not be on it...

Trust Stephen Fry to put what I was saying in another thread just this weekend in a wholly more entertaining and convincing manner.

I have a work colleague who acts just the way Stephen Fry is explaining. This colleague has only left the UK twice (a school trip to France and a week in Spain), has never been to America, doesn't know any American's and yet is quite confident in telling everyone how stupid American's are.

I like Stephen Fry. I actually wish he was my dad. I think he'd make a great father figure. I can imagine conversations with him would be excellent:

Def: Dad can I have £50 for some trainers?

Fry: Ah! pounds, from the latin pundus, meaning to squander in a frivilous manner such said homogenous tokens of exchange.

Def: They're Adidas Trimm-Trab, they're pretty trendy.

Fry: Adolf Dassler founded the company in 1924 but what did his brother Rudolf found the same year?

Def: er, Puma!

Fry: Ohh the buzzer goes and I've caught you out! The correct name is of course Puma AG Rudolf Dassler Sport. What do they teach you at Cambridge these days?

Def: Dad, I just want a frigging pair of trainers!

I actually have no idea why I wrote the above.

Def.

I actually have no idea why I wrote the above.

Well, it made me laugh.

I think it was pretty amusing. Laughing out loud

I used to be one of those people Stephen fry describes. Eh? But since then I've actually visited the country a handful of times, and it's a wonderful place. And they treat Brits like royalty. :D Except for in New York, where they don't give a shit. Wave

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ September 29 2008, 3:01 PM BST

I used to be one of those people Stephen fry describes. Eh? But since then I've actually visited the country a handful of times, and it's a wonderful place. And they treat Brits like royalty. :D Except for in New York, where they don't give a shit. Wave

Hear hear. I once had a guy on a NY subway almost attack me because I admitted that I'd never been skiing.

I've visited America many times and love the place. But my least favourite bit was definitely the New York Port Authority bus station at 2 in the morning, waiting for the last bus back to New Jersey. It's like every murder scene you ever saw on a gritty cop drama, all rolled into one. Dreadful.

I still haven't been to America. :(
Which is ridiculous as it's my favourite country.

Apart from Britain. Obviously. :)

(Come to Vegas with me!)

You'd love Vegas, Aaron. Given your unique combination of teetotaller and autistic savant you'd clean up at the gaming tables, designed as they are for drunks who can't count.

Quote: Aaron @ September 29 2008, 3:33 PM BST

Apart from Britain. Obviously. :)

(Come to Vegas with me!)

Okay!

(Oops, yes, apart from Britishland.)

Quote: Griff @ September 29 2008, 3:35 PM BST

You'd love Vegas, Aaron. Given your unique combination of teetotaller and autistic savant you'd clean up at the gaming tables, designed as they are for drunks who can't count.

Unique? Does that mean there are lots of pissed autistic savants out there?

Quote: Griff @ September 29 2008, 3:35 PM BST

You'd love Vegas, Aaron. Given your unique combination of teetotaller and autistic savant you'd clean up at the gaming tables, designed as they are for drunks who can't count.

Oh, I've already been. Twice. Stayed in the Luxor (pyramid), and the Stratosphere (the needley one). It's f**king AMAZING. Just far too much to take in though. I need a good week or so there.

At least.

Quote: Aaron @ September 29 2008, 3:39 PM BST

Oh, I've already been. Twice. Stayed in the Luxor (pyramid), and the Stratosphere (the needley one). It's f**king AMAZING. Just far too much to take in though. I need a good week or so there.

At least.

If you like Vegas, Aaron, you'll love this...

http://www.aol.com.au/fotozone/?feeddeeplinkNum=0

Click on the Atlantis gallery.

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