British Comedy Guide

1st c##t is defeated

MILLERBAND IS SINGING TO THE PARTY CONFERENCE STANDING NEXT TO BROWN

I would have you kiss my shiny red arse
but there's someone who's torn it apart
and he's taking almost all that I've got
but if you want, I'll try to run again
maybe I'll try to run again but I know

The first c**t is the weakest maybe you know
The first c**t is the bleakest
'cause when it comes to being lucky he's worst
when it comes to degolivn'' you he's worst
but when it comes to being shoved he's worse
that's how I know

The first c**t is the cheatest, baby I know
The first cut is defeatist

I still want you by my side
just to help me try the sneers that I've tried
cause I'm sure gonna give you a try
and if you want, I'll try to love again
but baby, I'll try to love again, but I know

The first c**t is the weakest, baby I know
The first c**t is the bleakest

'Cause when it comes to being chummy he's cursed
when it comes to shoivn' me se's worst
but when it comes to being shoved he's first
that's how I know

The first c**t is defeated, baby I know
The first cut is the deepest

STABS GORDON TO DEATH

I like the potential of it as a filk but I think it needs more work.

You can say that again, annoyingly like most of my songs it
's got a lot of work in it.

There is too much repetition, in my view.

But a great call.

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