SHOW PRESENTER (SP) IS ADRESSING THE AUDIENCE.
SP
It's often been said that Devon is a mono-cultural place, where minorities feel unwlecome, and the gene pool is a little on the shallow side.
But we at TES are going to chnage tha, we've managed to find the only black comedian in Exter. Come on the stage Bob,
BOB WALKS ON HE IS CLEARLY WHITE.
SP
You're not black.
BOB
No it's my name Bob Blackman.
SP
Cripes this isn't going well, do you at least have a black wife?
BOB
No, but I did used to fancy that Floella Benjamin.
SP
That's a start. Now we have the only Muslim comic in the whole of Exeter.
MIKE WALKS ON.
MIKE
So do you want me to talk about my miralce diet hay for fat cattle?
SP
Oh God no.
MIKE
Yes I'm Mike moo-slim.