2 PUBLIC SCHOOL BOY ARE TALKING.
PS1
Have you met Mr Ready the new house master yet?
PS2
I understand he used to teach in a (shudders) comprehensive school.
PS1
I bet he'll be a breath of fresh air, and a cracking laugh.
PS2
He'll have us standing on our desks calling him Captain.
PS1
And going to see football matches to get a taste of real life.
PS2
Hurrah I haven't been so happy since the head boy stopped fagging me cos i got spotty.
PS1
Hey have you heard he's got a whacky nickname, because he's called Mr Even Ready.
PS2
Gosh what could it be?
MR EVANS WALKS ON.
PS1
Hello Mr Chips!
MR EVANS PUNCHES HIM OUT.
MR EVANS
Cheaky bastard, you have you got any fags, booze, or gear?
PS2
No sir, that'd be wrong. Mr Ch..(corrects himself)Mr Evans I think you killed Halperton Senior, he's not getting up.
MR EVANS
Don't worry about him, if you don't have my maryjane by tonight there'll be another name on the school momnument, capiche you over privilleged gobshite.
PS2
Sorry Mr Chips.