British Comedy Guide

Mr Chips

2 PUBLIC SCHOOL BOY ARE TALKING.

PS1

Have you met Mr Ready the new house master yet?

PS2

I understand he used to teach in a (shudders) comprehensive school.

PS1

I bet he'll be a breath of fresh air, and a cracking laugh.

PS2

He'll have us standing on our desks calling him Captain.

PS1

And going to see football matches to get a taste of real life.

PS2

Hurrah I haven't been so happy since the head boy stopped fagging me cos i got spotty.

PS1

Hey have you heard he's got a whacky nickname, because he's called Mr Even Ready.

PS2

Gosh what could it be?

MR EVANS WALKS ON.

PS1

Hello Mr Chips!

MR EVANS PUNCHES HIM OUT.

MR EVANS

Cheaky bastard, you have you got any fags, booze, or gear?

PS2

No sir, that'd be wrong. Mr Ch..(corrects himself)Mr Evans I think you killed Halperton Senior, he's not getting up.

MR EVANS

Don't worry about him, if you don't have my maryjane by tonight there'll be another name on the school momnument, capiche you over privilleged gobshite.

PS2

Sorry Mr Chips.

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