TIM AND JEN ARE IN A RESTAURANT.
TIM
This is a nice restaurant, and it seems relatively normal.
JEN
What's that supposed to be, are you stifling me again?
TIM
No, no, it's just there was the one with out cutlery, the one with out food and the one with out poor Saxon.
JEN
It was a very traditional Korean restaurant, and it was BYOD.
WAITER APPROACHES THEM.
WAITER
What would sir and madame like to order?
SOUND OF COMICALLY LOUD ORGASM
JEN
I'll have what she's having.
TIM
Eh, is this some sort of joke?
WAITER
No sir, this is Halliwell's we only serve the finest cinema cliches.
JEN
Don't you embarass me you sod.
TIM GAZES AT MENU IN FEAR.
TIM
This looks nice it comes with fava beans, and chianti.
WAITER
Ah census taker's liver, I'll get the gun.
TIM
God no, what about 3 pints of creamy fish soup?
WAITER
Ah the deep throat.
BEGINS TO UNBUTTON FLIES.
TIM
Ok damn it I'll have the Forest Gump.
WAITER
Bon one faked orgasm, and a 3 hour banquet of stale cliches, queasy sentiment and sacharine.
WAITER WALKS OFF.
LIN
I hope you eat that all, without making a big scene like you did with Towser.
WAITER RUNS BACK.
TIM
Oh don't tell me the Gumpo is offm guess you're going to be eating humblepie.
WAITER
No you fools Michael Winner just ordered the Mr Creosote special, and he's just had a wafer thin mint.
EXPLOSION
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