Quote: Nil Putters @ September 27 2008, 12:07 AM BSTMaybe the winner, of the small cock contest, got a penis extension.
To like, an inch or something.
If it's anywhere near as expensive as my house extension I'll keep Mr Stubby.
Little winkies! Page 3
Quote: Perry Nium @ September 27 2008, 12:06 AM BSTWishful thinking there, Curt?
>_< >_< Two burns in a half hour span, both my fault.
Quote: Perry Nium @ September 27 2008, 12:09 AM BSTIf it's anywhere near as expensive as my house extension I'll keep Mr Stubby.
I'm not sure they'll need planning permission.
Plus, why not shave the pubes? I mean, they not doing anything to help themselves are they?
That's what I was thinking.
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 27 2008, 12:10 AM BST
Plus, why not shave the pubes? I mean, they not doing anything to help themselves are they?
I wouldn't be shaving ANY pubes with a knob like that - how do you tell between a pube and your cock?
Curt?
Sorry mate, couldn't resist
here here, off to get buy some new pants (realized I only have 1 pair of dress pants to teach in). Perhaps I should get padded. 
If you taught in your pants here you'd be arrested.
What time is it there?
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 27 2008, 12:22 AM BSTIf you taught in your pants here you'd be arrested.
What time is it there?
No dress pants? What do they wear, shorts? Must be cold in the winter.
It's Half an hour to 8:00
Pants=Underwear
What do you call these then?
Really bad 'trousers'
noted
'Pants' can also mean rubbish/crap/inferior. 
So ends todays English lesson.
Quote: Curt @ September 27 2008, 12:25 AM BSTWhat do you call these then?
I wear trousers like those...
...wait a minute - they ARE my trousers! Nurse?! 