Sorry to subject you to another one, but I got bored and actually I like this, or what it could be.
To the tune of SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND by THE BEATLES:
It was eleven or so years ago,
New Labour came and ran the show
Then they got a guy his name was Brown
And since then they have been going down
Now may I introduce this man
If you liked Blair then you'll be a fan
Of smiley happy David Mi-li-band
Come and cheer on David Mi-li-band
He's gonna try and steal the show
If it goes to his das-tard-ly plan
Then Brown will soon be o-ver-thrown
Tony Blair and Cherie, now even Ruth Kelly
All of them will cheer on Mi-li-band
MILIBAND:
It's wonderful to be here
To sup-port Gordon Brown
That's what I tell the audience
Of this, the Labour Conference
Whilst I'm plotting for his crown
I don't really want to steal the show
But I thought that you might like to know
That if you go and buy the Guar-di-an
You can read my own man-I-fes-to
Now friends, Romans lend me your ears,
‘Cause next up is Ms Hazel Blears,
And I'm smiley, happy David Mi-li-band
Is the Blears line a little weak?