2 rude sketches about the Labour party.

1

RUTH KELLY IS BEING INTERVIEWED.

JOURNO

Ms Kelly why did you resign from the cabinet on the same day you said Gordon Brown, was an admirable "towering figure,".

KELLY

No I said his towering figure was why I resigned.

JOURNO

Excuse me?

GORDON BROWN COMES ON AND FLASHES HER.

GORDON

'Ello Kelly fnacy getting your hand on my Polling figure, I'll make your Opus Dei,

2

SARAH BROWN IS AT A SUPPORT GROUP WITH 3 PEOPLE.

P1

Hi Sarah so glad you could offer support for victims of the porn industry.

P2

Hi I'm Jennife, I remember on the set of Forest Hump. I remember thinking who's tickling both my ears, they weren't fingers.

CRIES.

P3

I'm Brian and I was on the set of Das Booty, and they said I'd have to shag Snow White (bEAT) and the 7 dwarves.

SARAH

I don't know what you're moaning about, they made, they made me kiss Gordon in front of the whole party. It was horrible.

P2

You poor dear, that horrible rubbery face/

This is you at your best, Sooty.

"I'll make your Opus Dei" - Brilliant!!

Yup, class.

Liked the first, didn't really get the second, and third was ok.

There was no 3rd?

The second one was the idea of how distraught Sarah Brown was at kissing her big ugly husband infront of the cameras.

The 1st I wander if Treason would do it as a naked gag?

Ta Joel

Sorry, late to bed early to rise, brain's frazzled. Split no 2 into two. Could lose the 1st half Yeah, good. Sorry 'bout that

In my defence, it said P3, thought it was the 3rd sketch I just thought you had a sketch ending at the woman crying.