British Comedy Guide

Silent Extra

A NUMBER OF LARGE OYSTERS APPEAR IN CENTRAL LONDON.

THE OYSTERS OPEN.

INSIDE ARE BABIES DRESSED IN PEARLY KING/QUEEN OUTFITS.

WE SEE A REAR VIEW OF A MAN WITH HIS HOOD UP.

HE IS WALKING ON A STREET.

ANYONE WHO WALKS NEAR HIM HAS A HORRIFIED LOOK ON THEIR FACE AND RUNS AWAY.

FRONT VIEW OF MAN, HE HAS A MIRROR FOR A FACE.

KIDS GET ONTO A GHOST TRAIN.

AN ASSISTANT ORDERS THEM OFF.

HE POINTS TO SIGN.

'GHOST TRAIN CLOSED DUE TO LEAVES ON LINE.'

I don't really get the clam one, but great anyway! :)

I should have written oyster instead of clam.

Still don't comprehend....

Oyster one is great, but I'd go for a disapointed scuba diver.

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