A RUGBY SCRUM IS TAKING PLACE ON A PITCH.
IT IS NOW ON A ROAD, HOLDING UP TRAFFIC AND ANNOYING DRIVERS.
IT EXITS A LIFT INTO A HOTEL LOBBY.
THE SCRUM IS NOW BOUNCING ON A LARGE TRAMPOLINE.
THE SCRUM IS IN A HOSPITAL THEATRE AND SURGEONS ARE OPERATING TO FREE EVERYONE.
A CAR IS IN A SECLUDED SPOT AND IS MOVING UP AND DOWN SLOWLY.
THE CAR'S LIGHTS FLASH AND INDICATORS GO ON.
THE CAR IS MOVING UP AND DOWN QUICKER.
THE CAR'S WIPERS AND THEN FINALLY ITS WINDOW WASHERS GO ON.
A HALF NAKED MIDGET EXITS THE CAR.
HE IS CLEANING A TOY CAR WITH A HANKY.
A MAN IS HAVING A DUMP IN A TOILET.
HE HAS NO BOG ROLL SO HE USES NEWSPAPER TO WIPE HIS ASS.
THE MAN IS IN A CROWDED AREA.
PEOPLE ARE READING HIS ASS AND PUTTING MONEY IN A CAP.
A GROUP OF BURLY MEN ARE RUNNING BACKWARDS UP A SET OF STAIRS.
CUT TO EARLIER.
THEY WERE IN A TUG OF WAR CONTEST WHEN THEIR OPPONENTS LET GO OF THE ROPE.
AT TOP OF STAIRS IS SIGN SAYING ‘CHANGING ROOMS.'