Bedroom Games

This is a quick one but I’ve not yet decided whether to do this as two gay blokes in bed or a husband and wife but will go with husband and wife for now.

FADE IN

INT. - BEDROOM - NIGHT

A husband and wife are lying in bed reading, when the husband loudly breaks wind.

HUSBAND
(laughing and wagging a finger in his wife's face)
One-nil, get in there my son......or should that be get out there?

WIFE
Dirty sod, you are disgusting, do you know that?

Having made her thoughts known the wife goes back to reading her book.

PAUSE

You then hear a bottom burp from the wife as she slowly eases one out.

WIFE
(smirking but not looking away from her book)
Better make that one-all

Anyway the husband goes 2-1 up, the wife equalises and it's 2-2 now but he's so desperate to win and strains so hard, he follows through and then with a shocked look on his face says.

HUSBAND
"Ok half-time, better change ends now!"

FADE OUT

lol, it was ok. There's no need to make it two gay blokes, unless you're aiming for a gay audience.

You "pump" so many sketches out, are you sure you're not stealing from a joke book?

I think you are right Leevil on the two blokes aspect but this originally started off as something else and I digressed. I'll maybe put that one up too at a later date.

I have about 60 sketch all told but they were in my head so at the turn of the year I decided to get them all written down on a personal forum board I set up, so while I'm still always writing new ones, most of what are on here I've just been cutting and pasting and all are old, with the pissed in the lift sketch going back as far as 20 years ago.

Funny, funny, funny.

I liked the sketch but Sarah Silverman has done a better version, hers has a song and she meets God. You can watch it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iPqFfz6gII.

Ima could you put a link to your sketch forum so we can steal, i mean look at your sketches.

I think the last line should been changed to something like 'match abandoned due to soggy conditions.'

To tell the truth Adam someone else set my forum thing up for me and made themselves the administrator and I just sign in with a password whenever I go in there.

I do intend posting the majority of them on here anyway over time and there's already a dozen or so on by now, you can find them by putting my name in the search feature it that helps.

I'll try it out

Nice one - made me chuckle. I can see whay you were considering making it 2 guys as we are generally considered the grosser sex when it comes to 'air biscuits'. However, having one as a female actually works better as it seems more gross in a weird (and slightly unfair) kind of way!? I can just imagine the wet sound effects as he follows through - totally gross. Very much in the Dumb and Dumber category - but to be fair I laughed so hard at that film and it's childish humour I almost 'touched cloth' myself!