I don't think you could beat
Horny - Mousse-T
for inappropriateness.
Inappropriate funeral music Page 4
Quote: Tuumble @ September 23 2008, 11:43 AM BSTDisco Inferno is one me and the wife liked.
Get the mourners to sing the chorus: "Burn Baby Burn!"
That's just what I was thinking. 
.. or they could sing 'So long, Farewell' from the Sound Of Music.
Back on the theme of the wife's funeral..
There is a Beatles track with the lyric, "..I'd rather see you dead little girl, than to be with another man.."
This one would work at funerals where there is a suspicion of the husband being less than whiter-than-white wrt wifey's passing.. 
Smack my bitch up might be nice if the tables were turned
Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 23 2008, 3:55 PM BSTBack on the theme of the wife's funeral..
There is a Beatles track with the lyric, "..I'd rather see you dead little girl, than to be with another man.."
This one would work at funerals where there is a suspicion of the husband being less than whiter-than-white wrt wifey's passing..
That reminds me of some of the most horrid lyrics I found deep in the Emo song by the band Brand New called "Jude Law And A Semester Abroad"
And even if her plane crashes tonight she'll find some way to disappoint me,
by not burning in the wreckage, or drowning at the bottom of the sea.
Charming!
And even if her plane crashes tonight she'll find some way to disappoint me, by not burning in the wreckage, or drowning at the bottom of the sea.
Nice.
Don't ask me how but I almost instantly came up with the following rhyme.
Lie there baby, rest your head
On our soft honeymoon bed
I turn you over, you bite the pillow
As I suck on a nice marshmallow
I'll have to write the music part now.
I've decided that it will have to be Bunsen Burner by John Otway with its blatant steal from Disco Inferno.
Is that what you had at your funeral Dave?
ANY COAL WILL DO
I've closed my eyes, pull back the curtain
To see for certain what I thought was flu
Far far away, someone was weeping
Now I am sleeping
Any coal will do
Now I've croaked, the fire is lighting
Bright colours shining, wonderful and new
And in the east, the dawn was breaking
And the mourners crying
Any coal will do
A crash of drums, a flash of light
My God damn life flew out of sight
The colours faded into darkness
I was left alone
May I return to the beginning
The fire is burning, and the coal is too
The world and I, we are still waiting
Still firelighting
Any coal will do
A crash of drums, a flash of light
My God damn life flew out of sight
The colours faded into darkness
I was left alone
May I return to the beginning
The fire is burning, and I am too
The world and I, we are still waiting
Still igniting
Any coal will do
The wife has reignited this thread with the song...
"Woooahh! My sex is on fire!" by the Kings of Leon
Quote: Chopz @ September 23 2008, 2:43 PM GMTI don't think you could beat
Horny - Mousse-T
for inappropriateness.
Quote: Tuumble @ September 24 2008, 12:56 PM GMTANY COAL WILL DO
I've closed my eyes, pull back the curtain
To see for certain what I thought was flu
Far far away, someone was weeping
Now I am sleeping
Any coal will doNow I've croaked, the fire is lighting
Bright colours shining, wonderful and new
And in the east, the dawn was breaking
And the mourners crying
Any coal will doA crash of drums, a flash of light
My God damn life flew out of sight
The colours faded into darkness
I was left aloneMay I return to the beginning
The fire is burning, and the coal is too
The world and I, we are still waiting
Still firelighting
Any coal will doA crash of drums, a flash of light
My God damn life flew out of sight
The colours faded into darkness
I was left aloneMay I return to the beginning
The fire is burning, and I am too
The world and I, we are still waiting
Still igniting
Any coal will do
'I am actually, filling up' , brilliantly sad [as Morrissey] would describe it.
OH dear, put my other comment in 'wedding songs'!, sorry.
Quote: Chopz @ September 23 2008, 2:43 PM GMTI don't think you could beat
Horny - Mousse-T
for inappropriateness.
This thread is proving a bonanza for material to add to my music collection. Although on YouTubeing this tune, I appear to have confused Horny by Mousse T with Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew.
'Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead!'