MORGAN TSANGARI IS SITTING UP IN BED NEXT TO ROBERT MUGABE.
MORGAN
Robert this power sharing it's not working out.
ROBERT
Morgan you got control of agriculture, defence, security and education. All I got was buying the milk for the canteen.
MORGAN
Yes but I've got a budget of a fiver, and one secretary. To buy 2 pints of milk and a packet of hobnobs, you've got 2 billions dollars, and three thousand heavily armed thugs.
ROBERT
Morgan I have to buy skimmed, and semi skimmed milk. Also you underestimate the dificulty of my job.
MORGAN
Really?
ROBERT
Yes they're dark chocolate hob nobs, they only sell them at Morrisons.
Any way I rented the spare room.
THABO MMBEKI WALKS ON
THABO
Hey guys Thambo Mmbeki here, South Africa's third favorite black president.
MORGAN
Sod off no DSS or unemployed
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JACOB ZUMA IS ADRESSING THE AUDIENCE.
JACOB
I Jacob Zuma am the best president for South Africa, because I understand women.
I raped my niece, and now I'm going to prison for corruption so I'll soon understand what she went through.
A POLICE MAN DRAGS HIM OFF.
