Racist chemist with a small penis sketch.

A BEAUTIFUL BLOND WOMAN, IN 1920s STYLE DRESS/HAIR etc IS TALKING TO A GRUMPY WHITE ENGLISH CHEMIST.

CHEMIST

I don't bloody care the average ENGLISH penis is 4 inches long, if your boyfriend wants bigger ones, he can sod off back to Africa.

WOMAN

He's not from Africa, he's from Skull Island you racist.

CHEMIST

I don't care if he's from the ruddy Isle of Mann, he's not even human!

WOMAN

I'm leaving I'll do you under the EU human rights act, come on Kong we'll get some johnnies at the Esso.

SHE WALKS OUTSIDE WE CAN SEE KING KONG WAITING FOR HER.

CHEMIST

Aye try the house of fun, it's quicker if you run.

WE HERE A LOUD STOMPING OUTSIDE.

CHEMIST

Oh Mr G I've got your johnnies, extra small, I know how poorly endowed you nips are.

CHEMIST IS ANNIHILATED BY A BLAST OF ATOMIC FIRE.

OUTSIDE WE SEE KONG MAKING SMALL COCK GESTURES AT GODZILLA.

GODZILLA SHOVES HIM INTO A SKY SCRAPER

CHAOS ENSUES

Oh, God, not another racist chemist with a small penis sketch which ends up with a big fight between King Kong and Godzilla.

Yes but is this the best one?

n.b. it was inspired by Griff.

I wouldn't know. I've never seen Griff's penis.

By thread of his (oh dear that's another inuendo).

n.b. Bandage I'm going to work your line in.

By the by is this an example of how a Wrong Door sketch could work?

I wouldn't know either but Godzilla Griff has a nicer ring to it than King Kong Griff.

As for the sketch, its a nice surreal idea.

Quote: sootyj @ September 22 2008, 12:28 PM BST

n.b. it was inspired by Griff.

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Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 22 2008, 12:30 PM BST

I wouldn't know. I've never seen Griff's penis.

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With my current poor running hope no one minds me boosting my second fave sketch of all time.

I think you should submit this to Mitchell & Webb

Very funny idea and images.

Love it

Liked it a lot, and it was defintely worth a bump, even if it was just to see Morrace back in critique.
I miss him / it.

Quote: sootyj @ September 22 2008, 4:25 PM BST

CHEMIST

Aye try the house of fun, it's quicker if you run.

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Wasn't too keen on the line above, but otherwise it was great.

I like this, just because it's a touch manic!

Do think most of your stuff is pretty inspired Sootyj.

Quote: AngieBaby @ September 30 2010, 11:28 PM BST

Liked it a lot, and it was defintely worth a bump, even if it was just to see Morrace back in critique.
I miss him / it.

Wasn't too keen on the line above, but otherwise it was great.

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I'm a Madness fan, apologies

Its random which may be funny when I am in my most ridiculously silly mood.

The title is the funniest I have noticed BUT like everyone else no doubt, once you read the title you kind of knew it was leading to the godzilla v king kong punch up scenario.

All th cliche