Liked Sootyj's idea so thought I'd have a go.
1.A CAR IS ZIG ZAGGING DOWN A STREET.
IT IS BASHING KERBS AND WING MIRRORS.
IT STOPS AND THE DRIVER GETS OUT.
THE DRIVER APPEARS TO BE SOBER.
THE DRIVER OPENS THE CAR BOOT.
HE TAKES OUT TWO LARGE BOTTLES OF WHISKEY.
HE PUTS THE WHISKEY INTO THE FUEL TANK.
HE DRIVES OFF AGAIN BUMPING INTO THINGS.
2. A BOY IS KICKING A BALL AGAINST A WALL OF A HOUSE.
HE MISSES THE WALL AND SMASHES A WINDOW.
A GLAZIER ARRIVES AND FIXES THE WINDOW.
THE GLAZIER GIVES THE BOY SOME CASH.
THEY GET INTO A VAN AND DRIVE OFF.