Limbo

EXT. DAY. BEACH.

TANNOY: Welcome to Blackpool Pleasure Beach Limbo Championships. First to flex his flexibles is Jason, a bricklayer from Fleetwood.

JASON: I'll give her me best shot.

TANNOY: Ain't he a saucy one?

JASON LIMBOS UNDER THE BAR WITH EASE.

TANNOY: Give that lad a nice big dose of the clap. (PAUSE) Next up is Bill, a rather plump car park attendant from Bolton. And what does Chubby Brown say?

CROWD: You fat bastard, you fat bastard, you fat bastard.

BILL TRIES TO LIMBO BUT IS TOO FAT. AS HE APPROACHES THE BAR IT RAISES ON LEFT HAND SIDE LIKE A CAR PARK BARRIER AND HE WALKS ON THROUGH.

That's good but I think it would work better if it was even shorter.

It might even work silently.

I agree with Soot, for example, the barrier gag is good without the distraction of the Chubby Brown bit.

TANNOY: Give that lad a nice big dose of the clap. (PAUSE) Next up is Bill, a rather plump car park attendant from Bolton.

BILL TRIES TO LIMBO BUT IS TOO FAT. AS HE APPROACHES THE BAR IT RAISES ON LEFT HAND SIDE LIKE A CAR PARK BARRIER AND HE WALKS ON THROUGH.

CROWD APPLAUDS.

Agree could do without the Chubby Brown line. Another good one

Go with a silent version maybe, nice gag.