PARIS HILTON TYPE GOES INTO A NIGHT CLUB SHE HAS A BIG BAG WITH A YAPPY DOG IN IT.
SHE PUSHES PAST THE CORDON AND GOES TO THE TOILET.
SHE STANDS IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR.
A BAG OF COCAINE FALLS OUT OF HER BAG.
THE LIGHT GOES OUT, JUST AS SHE DIGS INTO HER HAND BAG.
SHE WALKS OUT TO THE PAPARZZI.
HER NOSE IS SMEARED WITH DOG SHIT.
Good one sir.
Mmmm.... liked it but.... cocaine and dogs arse confusion?
How about lipstick rolls out of bag Paris appears with a shit smeared mouth...
kjs
That would make more sense, but I like the decadence of cocaine.
I'll have to think on this.
Thanks
The smearing of dog shit and Paris Hilton goes together so well!
I go with KJS purely from the point of view of avoiding litigation, plus it's more likely to happen. Lippie is more similar to dog crap than a sniffable powder.
works perfectly sootyj.
don't change a single word.
Why thank you, I shan't