British Comedy Guide

Homework

INT. DAY. HOME.

MAN IS HELPING HIS SON WITH MATHS HOMEWORK IN THE LIVING ROOM.

SON: So dad, a rhomboid is a parallelogram in which adjacent sides are of unequal lengths and angles are oblique.

DAD: That's quite correct, a trapezium on the other hand has at least one pair of parallel lines for sides.

SON: Thanks dad. What's that shape?

SON POINTS TOWARDS FLOOR.

DAD: That's a pentagram. Erm, the goat's head is, well you know how your mum likes goats.

END.

Nice this is nice, good joke.

Being a geek I'd have had a joke about many angled demons, but that's just me.

Yeah good thinking with the joke.

Quite like the angle idea, in fact may write a groaner on it now

Thanks for feedback.

Very funny, Nigel!

Yep, like this. Good again, Nigel. :)

Top sketch ... again.

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