Funster Frank.

FRANK IS AT A BUSY HOUSE PARTY BOB APPROACHES HIM WITH 2 FRIENDS.

FRANK

Hi Bob,

BOB

Hey Franky funny man Franky tell us a joke.

FRANK

Erm I don't know any,

BOB

Oh right, you're the funniest guy I know, but well be like that.

BOB AND FRIENDS SHUFFLE OFF.

LATER BOB POINTS FRANK OUT A COUPLE OF ATTRACTIVE WOMEN APPROACH HIM.

WOMAN1

Bob says you're a scream.

WOMAN2

Yeh apparently you're hysterical

FRANK

Oh erm I'm not really.

WOMAN1

Oh well be like that.

WOMAN2

How rude.

THEY STORM OFF.

LATER AT THE PARTY EVERYONE IS AROUND FRANK.

BOB

Come on Frank tell us a joke.

FRANK

Please you're embrassing me.

ALL START CHANTING.

Joke Joke Joke.

FRANK

Alright, alright. What's got 4 legs 6 pockets, and's deadly.

SILENCE

A snooker table with a machine gun.

DEADLY SILENCE.

BOB

I think you'd better leave Frank.

FRANK

You do this to me, you always do this to me, you're supposed to be my friend but you just humiliate me.

STORMS OUT IN TEARS.

AS THE DOOR SLAMS EVERY ONE BURSTS OUT LAUGHING

BOB

Told you he was a scream.

Neat.

My life in a skit.

Which one?

Oh I'd be 'Frank' I reckon, not Bob, never Bob. Nice sketch btw but I have a deja vu feeling about it. Like I've heard it before (maybe it is my life..)

Thanks I stripped all the humor out till the punchline, thought that might make it to long.

Most of my ideas come at 3am which is a nuisance.

It is if you need to be up at 4am for work! (like wot I do)

What the heck do you do at 4am?

That said I used to work nights alot.

Bin man.

We start early to annoy sleepers.

Interesting job no doubt, I used to work in psyciatric hospitals, and EMI hospitals.

That was interesting work.

I've had a few jobs I've liked (including the bins) but none that I was interested in. Other than being a musician/song-writer and arty-type of course! I'm on the bins now with my Blackberry.

Cruel, but funny.