BOB JON AND TEL ARE SITTING ON A PARK BENCH.
BOB
I'm going to ask Sharon out, I'll ring her on my Nokia 360.
RINGS
She's not answering.
JON
That's because you're using old technology, I'll send her a live video message on my iphone.
FIDDLES WITH IT.
Damn she's not answering what about you Tel?
TEL
You and you're poncy technology I have a brick.
PULLS OUT A BRICK AND THROWS IT THROUGH A WINDOW SHARON STICKS HER HEAD OUT.
SHARON
You nutter Tel this I'm calling the police.
TEL
Well she answered.
2
BOB JON AND TEL ARE IN STARBUCKS, BOB AND JON HAVE LAPTOPS.
BOB
I love flexi working, I may be in Starbucks but I'm conferencing online with my coleagues using my Vaio.
JON
Well with my Airbook lite, I'm creating a whole new web site for my company.
What about you Tel day off?
TEL
I'm promoting my company, and advertising through viral means, and the media.
BOB
But how?
TEL
I've got a brick.
HE PULLS OUT HIS BRICK JUMPS THE COUNTER AND METHODICALLY SMASHES EVERYTHING WITH HIS BRICK.
THE STAFF COWER, CHILDREN CRY.
POLICE ARRIVE AND DRAGE TEL AWAY.
A JOURNALIST TAKES PHOTOS.
TEL
Buy Braithwaites time shares! Buy Braithwaite timeshares!
JON
Wow press, the public and I bet he'll make the news.
BOB
Maybe we should buy bricks.
JON
Just as long as they run Windows for bricks.
3 BON JON AND TEL ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET.
BOB
I hope you don't mind me listening to music on my new Ipod shuffle.
JON
Not at all don't you find those wires get in the way? Hope you don't mind me listening to my Sony Mp3 with Bluetooth.
TEL
In that case I'll listen to my brick(BEAT) and milk bottle.
TEL PULLS OUT A BRICK AND MILK BOTTLE, HE NOISILY BANGS OUT "Man from Under"
BOB
Shuffle forward.
SMACKS HIMSELF IN THE HEAD WITH HIS BRICK
HE NOW BANGS OUT "Sweet Caroline," ON BRICK AND MILK BOTTLE
