British Comedy Guide

Adoption, well every one else is submitting.

2 PARENTS TALKING TO A KID WE CAN'T SEE.

MUM

Timothy your dad and I have something we want to tell you, something we should have said a long time ago.

DAD

But we were ashamed of our selves.

MUM

Never you, though we were never ashamed of you dear Timothy.

DAD

But well, your getting to that age when you start getting feelings, you know when you start noticing girls and stuff.

MUM

You know when maybe they seem sort of nice and not yucky.

DAD

Gladys I'll come out with it, you're adopted. And there's things you need to know before next weeks school disco.

PULL BACK TIMOTHY IS A DALEK WITH A SCHOOL CAP, AND TIE.

TIMOTHY

You bastards, this is why you never let me play PE!

ANOTHER DALEK COMES IN IT HAS A STUDDED NECKLACE, AND THICK MASCARA AROUND IT'S EYE UNIT. IT LOOKS LIKE AN EMO DALEK, IT IS MELANIE.

MELANIE

Tough shit Timmy, so am I. Any way don't know what you olds are screwing about he's been shagging next doors robo-mower for a year now.

MUM

Melanie go to your room!

MELANIE

I hate you all, you're not our real mum and dad!.

Liked it; most amusing. You could probably leave it at the P.E. line, which seemed to conclude it nicely. Then again, the robo-mower line is funny.

:D

Very good. I think it could be even shorter - the Dalek made it immediately funny without the need for additional dialogue beyond the PE line.

Is there an echo in the room?

You're probably right, I think I just wanted an Emo Dalek.

Point taken I'll end at the PE line.

Thanks

Good as a visual punch.

Two dalek schoolskids talking to each other.

D1: What year are you going into?

D2: Next term in 8.

Sorry.

Very nice Nigel I'd send that to CBBC, claim your 8 you may get a Blue Peter Badge.

Aparently that's good for one free shag with Valerie Singleton.

:D

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