2 PARENTS TALKING TO A KID WE CAN'T SEE.
MUM
Timothy your dad and I have something we want to tell you, something we should have said a long time ago.
DAD
But we were ashamed of our selves.
MUM
Never you, though we were never ashamed of you dear Timothy.
DAD
But well, your getting to that age when you start getting feelings, you know when you start noticing girls and stuff.
MUM
You know when maybe they seem sort of nice and not yucky.
DAD
Gladys I'll come out with it, you're adopted. And there's things you need to know before next weeks school disco.
PULL BACK TIMOTHY IS A DALEK WITH A SCHOOL CAP, AND TIE.
TIMOTHY
You bastards, this is why you never let me play PE!
ANOTHER DALEK COMES IN IT HAS A STUDDED NECKLACE, AND THICK MASCARA AROUND IT'S EYE UNIT. IT LOOKS LIKE AN EMO DALEK, IT IS MELANIE.
MELANIE
Tough shit Timmy, so am I. Any way don't know what you olds are screwing about he's been shagging next doors robo-mower for a year now.
MUM
Melanie go to your room!
MELANIE
I hate you all, you're not our real mum and dad!.