Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 19 2008, 11:47 PM BSTIf you're feeling old at the Xmas do then just stand next to me and you'll look MUCH younger!
Would you be wearing your Frankie Say T-Shirt?
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I may well do!
Rage hard! 
Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 19 2008, 11:47 PM BSTIf you're feeling old at the Xmas do then just stand next to me and you'll look MUCH younger!
If zooo's feeling old at the Christmas do then I'll have to hit her (gently). She's not old at all! >_<
Quote: Aaron @ September 20 2008, 12:28 AM BSTthen I'll have to hit her (gently)
That's quite a way with the ladies you have there.
S'alright, zooo likes it rough.
Quote: JuliaC @ September 20 2008, 12:30 AM BSTThat's quite a way with the ladies you have there.
It's my unenviable social skills at work.
Quote: zooo @ September 20 2008, 12:33 AM BSTS'alright, zooo likes it rough.
And of course that too. 
There are certain women that do like 'bruisers'..
George Formby wrote a song about that!
WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE ME
(Formby)
George Formby - 1933
Clinton Ford - 1966
Now, I know I'm not handsome
No good looks or wealth
But the girls I chase say my plain face
Will compromise their health
Now, I know fellahs worse than me
Bow-legged and boss-eyed
Walking out with lovely women
Clinging to their side
Now, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Look at Empress Josephine
The most attractive woman that ever was seen
Yet Napoleon, short and fat
Captivates a lovely looking girl like that
Now, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Last night I went out walking
My intentions were to click
But the sights I saw while walking out
They nearly made me sick
I saw a lot of lovely girls
Attractive little dears
Arm in arm with ugly men
With cauliflower ears
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
What can the attraction be
That's the thing that always starts to worry me
Although I haven't got a bean
I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Now, I went on my holidays
Down to the gay seaside
I saw a lot of things there
Being hidden by the tide
The way the women jumped around
The men there in the sea
Made me think that there
Is still a good chance left for me
'Cause if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Of all the shapes and sizes there
I've got a chance of clicking yet, I do declare
Oh, I don't want to be a nark
I saw a lot of things below the water mark
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Take Lord Nelson with one limb
Lady William Hamilton, she fell for him
With one eye and one arm gone west
She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Superb song, Frankie. Thanks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lUkYiAgWU
Some of it is like he knew me, way back then. 
Aw.
What he neglected to realise was the one thing these men all had in common: They didn't jump up and sing songs in a f**king annoying voice with the world's most f**king annoying musical instrument, 24/7.
LOL. 
But I don't do that! But then I don't leave the house. Which could be a contributory factor.
I guess.
Could possibly be!
They didn't jump up and sing songs in a f**king annoying voice with the world's most f**king annoying musical instrument, 24/7.
Correction: George Formby does not play the accordion.
Ha!
Quote: zooo @ September 20 2008, 1:43 AM BSTCould possibly be!
But then I must ask myself why I stopped leaving the house in the first place. And it was probably for much the same reasons.
Signals.
Remember.