Basically.
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Quote: zooo @ September 19 2008, 11:25 PM BSTBasically.
Bingo. 
Quote: Aaron @ September 19 2008, 11:24 PM BSTAnd then talk about her wriggling and moaning in sex and that.
Talk? That's all it takes? What about whispering sweet nothings, stroking of hair or a good hard...discussion on feminism?
Quote: Tuumble @ September 19 2008, 11:31 PM BSTor a good hard...discussion on feminism?
Oh yeah, that's a right turn on... 
A bit of getting pushed against a wall doesn't do any harm though. 
Or y'know, anything hard.
Quote: Tuumble @ September 19 2008, 11:31 PM BSTTalk? That's all it takes? What about whispering sweet nothings, stroking of hair or a good hard...discussion on feminism?
Well I don't know about the latter one. But I'm sure the rest would work fairly effectively.
Quote: zooo @ September 19 2008, 11:35 PM BSTOr y'know, anything hard.
A maths exam?
That's not hard, that's insurmountable.
Quote: zooo @ September 19 2008, 11:35 PM BSTA bit of getting pushed against a wall doesn't do any harm though.
As long as it's a smooth wall. Not like an iron maiden or nuffink.
But why the f**k would anyone fit spikes to their wall? 
Anyway, yeah, pinned up against a wall and f**ked roughly. Score. \o/
Quote: Aaron @ September 19 2008, 11:35 PM BSTA maths exam?
Flipping heck.
Quote: zooo @ September 19 2008, 11:36 PM BSTThat's not hard, that's insurmountable.
Much like Nil's penis, if what he's said recently is anything to go by!
Hard? yes, insurmountable? no
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 19 2008, 11:40 PM BSTHard? yes, insurmountable? no
Nil, you could use the nose from your avatar as a sex aid...interesting view if nothing else.
It's a good view, and plenty more. 
Quote: zooo @ September 19 2008, 10:45 PM BSTI didn't do a sex until I was of legal age!
But then I am not indicative of today's youth. As I am old.
If you're feeling old at the Xmas do then just stand next to me and you'll look MUCH younger!
Good plan!