Bin doing Sudoku

OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DOING THE SUDOKU

HIS LIEUTENANT BURSTS IN.

LIEUTENANT

So Osama how goes the plan to overthrow the West, eatablish an Islamic Caliphate across the world and bring back Grangehill?

OSAMA

Very well Muqtada bin John Noakes, right now I am working to start a devastating nuclear war between Pakistan and America.

LIEUTENANT.

Begging your pardon. No you are bloody not, you are doing the immoral Sudoko.
The 8s look like boobies, and the 0s look like fannies.

OSAMA

You've never seen a naked woman have?

LEUITENANT

That is true oh great leader, but how are you going to start this war of armagedon?

OSAMA

By doing bugger all, George Dubya is already trying to invade Pakistan in a vain attempt to catch me. Eventually leading to civil war in Pakistan and then kaboomy.

LEIUTENANT

Yes and you're not even in Pakistan you're hiding the one place no one would look for you.

OSAMA

Yes Wasilla Alaska, no one will believe such a tiny place could turn out to monomaniacal lunatics. Now I will go and destory what's left of human rights in the UK.

LEUITENANT

But hoe oh feirsome lion of the revoloution?

OSAMA

By watching Jeremy Kyle and shouting at the telly. Unsound Brown needs no help from me.

LIEUTENANT.

Begging your pardon. No you are bloody not, you are doing the immoral Sudoko.
The 8s look like boobies, and the 0s look like fannies.

Not sure that this line gives very much to the sketch, cant understand why it is there at all. There are no 'O's in sudoku in any case

Oh I like to drop in a random silly line that I think is funny.

I guess this one may not have been.

I wanted to show Binladen doing what skivers do, and I thought Sudoku was a pretty anodine thing to do.

You're right there are no 0s silly of me, I guess I'll make it 6's look like fannies.

I'm also working on the idea that Al Quaeda is staffed entirely by exBlue Peter Presenters. I have no idea why, it just seems right.