British Comedy Guide

Horse race

EXT. DAY. ROAD.

A MAN IS DRIVING A CAR AND IS LISTENING TO HORSE RACING.

SFX COMMENTARY OF HORSE RACE.

MAN: (CLOSE UP OF FACE) Go on my son, go on, give him the whip, go on.

COMMENTATOR: And Square peg wins by a head followed by Mystic Lady.

MAN: (CLOSE UP OF FACE) Bastard, second again.

COMMENTATOR: There's a steward's inquiry.

MAN: (CLOSE UP OF FACE) Yes, come on my son, come on.

CAR DRIVES INTO TUNNEL AND LOSES RADIO CONTACT.

MAN: (CLOSE UP OF FACE) Bastard, bastard.

MAN PRESSES ACCELERATOR TO GET OUT OF TUNNEL QUICKER.

COMMENTATOR: …is declared the winner.

MAN: (CLOSE UP OF FACE) Shit.

CLOSE UP OF MAN PHONING SOMEONE. Jim, 2.30 Kempton, Mystic Lady, yeah, first, wahey cheers mate.

CLOSE UP OF MAN KISSING BETTING SLIP.

VOICE: (O.O.V) When I tap this dashboard Mr. Williams I'd like you to perform an emergency stop.

ENDS.

LOL.

Very good.

:D

Heheh. Made me smile. :)

Cheers guys.

Very good. Would be nice scene in that "King of the Road" sitcom someone posted on here.

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