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Gallagher plans TV sitcom Page 3
Quote: clinton foakes @ September 16 2008, 7:31 PM BSTDrinking.
Only been on the BSG as a member for two posts and already turned to drink. (Beware Aaron doesn't excuse spelling and grammar errors even if drink-induced.) 
No, cant do adding up.
Excellent!
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 16 2008, 7:10 PM BSTA comic in the style of Russell Brand writing a sitcom... Mmnn, anyone remember Eddie Izzard's 'Cows'?
We try not to.
BBC Television
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Noel Gallagher
C/o The Good Mixer
30 Inverness Street
London, NW1 7HJ
Dear Noel
Thank you for script ‘Wonder Wallpaper Strippers'.
After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that your script has been rejected for three reasons:
1) I don't think it's funny;
2) You left school early (St-Mark's-Secondary – ee-yew!) without attending University.
3) Your brother, Liam called me a ‘f**king c**t' at a Film Premier in Leicester Square.
Sincerely,
Toby Major-Minor
Enc.
Did he actually call you a c**t? Or are you just assuming that at some point he has called everyone that word?
Quote: Curt @ September 16 2008, 8:20 PM BST
Curt Short
C/o Morrace
British Sitcom Guide
69 Intellectual Strawberry Close
London UR1 2B
Dear Toby
With regard to your rejection of Noel Gallagher's script ‘Wonder Wallpaper Strippers'.
Did he (Liam) actually call you a c**t? Or are you just assuming that at some point he has called everyone that word?
Sincerely
Curt Short
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Toby Major-Minor
BBC Television
BBC Centre House
Wood Lane
London W12 7SB
Dear Curt
Your question has been passed on to me by Morrace, to whom it was wrongly addressed.
Yes, Liam did use that particular word. Why else would I reject his brother's script?
Regarding that particular word (i.e. ‘c**t') – don't be one all your life.
Sincerely
Toby Major-Minor
C**t's a c**t!