Is this any use to anyone? I'm on holiday from writing Topical sketches, but I thought these stories were interesting.
Any one fancy some sketch ideas as well?
The only one that really sticks with me is Nick Clegg and Call-me-Dave as Rhett Butler and Scarlet Ohara.
Lehmans a huge US bank has gone tits up, Morgan Stanley is being bought up by another bank.
The US banking system is in a huge mess, how ever much money GWB pumps into it.
Sarah's law to come to UK, women can now find out if their boyfriends are paedophiles
All the little Labour ministers are pushing Brown to go. He's fighting dirty to keep his job, leaking and threatening like an angry hobo.
Ramsey in trouble for eating a Puffin on TV.
Pakistan and US troops exchange fire (over each others heads for the moment...)
Rasim Delic a Muslim Bosnian war criminal jailed by UN for 3 years (bit of a tidgy story)
Nick (30 in the bed) Clegg is the only leader to offer tax cuts (for poor and middle classes), to pay for tax cuts. He's like a saucy little tart who wants Dave Cameron, but won't tell him till he knows its true love. He's making the Liberals rather right wing, after years of woolly pseudo socialism.
Gurkhas still getting f**ked over pensions and right to live in UK.
Liberals are having a conference, no really! Time to take the woolly liberals down to Bournemouth pier and shoot them? Death to sandal wearers.
Founder of Pink Floyd dies.
