Some one had to.

ELEANOR SIMMONDS IS STANDING NEXT TO BORIS JOHNSON.
SHE'S THE PLUCKY 13 YEAR OLD PARALYMPIAN WITH 2 GOLDS FOR SWIMMING AND DWARFISM.

BORIS

Hello little boy, do you know who I am?

ELEANOUR

Your a dick with stupid hair. Whose Mayor of London because people voted for you thinking you were the token mental case on Big Brother.

BORIS

Gosh how accurate, and you are?

ELEANOUR

I'm 13 year old Brummie paralympian superstar Eleanour Simmonds, Dave Cameron hired me to help with London's Olympic bid.

BORIS

Right, oops better give my Olympics statement. London will have the best Olympics ever, we haven't built anything, we're over bduget, and Rose West will open the ceremonies and.....

ELEANOUR ON MOBILE

He's doing it again, do you want me to?....will do.

ELEANOUR HEADBUTTS GORDON IN THE GROIN.

BORIS

Oooh right in the needless tax increases.

Quote: sootyj @ September 15 2008, 4:27 PM BST

SHE'S THE PLUCKY 13 YEAR OLD PARALYMPIAN WITH 2 GOLDS FOR SWIMMING AND DWARFISM.

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She's vertically challenged - you dwarfist!

It's the term used by the Birmingham Daily Mail, and the Daily Express.

The Daily Express's by line is it's the
"Word's greatest newspaper,"

I wouldn't dare argue with that.

2 Medals for swimming and dwarfism? I didn't know they gave out medals for best dwarf? They must have set the bar really low this year. (Wakka, wakka, etc).

And judging from your new Avatar, you're in the process of getting Paralympicked yourself (hic).