Grange killed for good.

TEACHER IS ADRESSING A CLASS AND INTRODUCING 2 NEW PUPILS.

TEACHER

Settle down class, settle down. Osama put down the kalashnikov, Tracy go to the nurses office if your in labor.

Settle down! Or I'll bring Jamie Oliver back.

That shut you up you turkey twizzled little bastards.

We've got 2 new kids at Jade Goody City Academy, after their school closed down.
Zammo and Pogo from Grangehill.

ZAMMO

Hi I'm Zammo we used to protest against Thatcher, and I was addicted to heroin.

POGO

Till we sang a song about it. Our school was really cool, we had a bully called Gribber he used to put my head in the toilet.

ZAMMO

Aah happy days, what cool school we went to.

TEACHER

Right form two orderly queues. Happy slappers on the left, muggers on the right.

Very funny Sooty. But I feel I need to point out two things -

A) You're showing your age, Grange Hill has been cancelled

B) I'm showing my age but telling you it was Gripper Stebson and not Gribber

C) Replace Pogo with Roland and throw in some more drug references and we've got a deal

Still very good.

I said point out two things and I listed three - I must have gone to Grange Hill!

The last episode is being shown tonight, sniff I loved that show.

This sketch is a sequel to my prefered original Grange Killed.

And Pogo is a way better choice duh!

Thanks

i am new to this but so hope this isn't too harsh, but i didn't enjoy this one at all.

its not really sayng anything and the jokes are what i'd call 'shallow.' jamie oliver?

nice pic though.

I have to agree. There wasn't much in there to make me smile, just seemed like a collection of references. I don't think mentioning Osama works at all and perhaps it might be funnier if Tracy actually has her 5 kids from 9 different fathers with her instead of being in labour.

Oh well good thing I didn't send it anywhere.

It is a very simple joke, Grangehill closes where do all our faves of yesteryear go?

The local academy

Where they find they're not as cool as they thought they were.

Just to put a little spin on your great sketch Sooty -

Peckham Comprehensive - The Musical!

Brad:
Hey gang! Why don't we put the musical on right here?!

Gang Leader:
Hey Bumberclat, why don't you give me your phone and trainers?

A Busby Berkely style head kicking ensues to the tune of 'Straight Outta Compton' by NWA.

Write that sketch!

And end it with a shooting.
I was waiting for the rifle to appear all the way through High School Musical.